Movies I've Seen, Part Doo Wop

Sorry to make everyone wait another week for my year end list. The Nissan Sales Event is still going on too, so blow me. I mean, sue me. Or sue to blow me. WHATEVS



Children of Men (**1/2)--Humanity is awful. We must save humanity!!

Audition (***)--Funny how all the dismemberment is in Japanese.

Over the Edge (***)--Matt Dillon and Aurora, together at last

Blue Ruin (***)

Burden of Dreams (***)

The Shining (***)--Do you want to get sued?

The Last Samurai (**)--Tom Cruise does not get dismembered in Japanese, such are the injust vagaries of this world.

Heaven Can Wait (***)

Hearts of Darkness (***)

Leprechaun in Da Hood (*)--"Da" is always a sign of quality.

Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (*)--GARBAGE DAY!!!!

Resurrect Dead (***)--The dead will reincarnate on Jupiter, according to Kubrick and other clear, simple ideas.

The Best Offer (**)

Ender's Game (*1/2)

Fitzcarraldo (***)

Kill Your Darlings (**1/2)

V/H/S (**1/2)--Still waiting for 8 Track, the Movie

X-Men (*1/2)

V/H/S 2 (**1/2)--Still waiting.....

Kids (**1/2)

My Best Fiend (***)

Land of Lost (*1/2)

Inside Llewyn Davis (**1/2)

Blue is the Warmest Color (**)--I never thought I'd complain about a movie having too much lesbian sex.

Wolf of Wall Street (**1/2)

Moneyball (**1/2)

After Hours (***1/2)--Not enough talking to his penis, though

King Kong (*1/2)

Space Odyssey (***1/2)

The Purge (*1/2)--I say we put The Purge in a room with Before Midnight and, you know, see what happens.

Viaggio in Italy (***)

Nosferatu (***)

Pervert's Guide to Ideology (***)--ZIZEK RULEZ!!!

If... (***)

The Canyons (**)

Grizzly Man (***)--More like Gristly Man...? because of the bear eating him... and stuff....

Into the Abyss (***)--These young men failed the cupcake test.

La Ronde (***)

Freddy Got Fingered (**1/2)--You want to see this again, Andy?

Escape From Tomorrow (*1/2)--Disneyland, Disneyland! (better title...)

Stromboli (***)

Salo (***)--Gives old meaning to shit-eating grin.

Europa '51 (***)

No Strings Attached (*)

Mistaken for Strangers (**1/2)

The Great Beauty (***)


.....Oh dear God, this will need a third part. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?