Sorry to make everyone wait another week for my year end list. The Nissan Sales Event is still going on too, so blow me. I mean, sue me. Or sue to blow me. WHATEVS
Children of Men (**1/2)--Humanity is awful. We must save humanity!!
Audition (***)--Funny how all the dismemberment is in Japanese.
Over the Edge (***)--Matt Dillon and Aurora, together at last
Blue Ruin (***)
Burden of Dreams (***)
The Shining (***)--Do you want to get sued?
The Last Samurai (**)--Tom Cruise does not get dismembered in Japanese, such are the injust vagaries of this world.
Heaven Can Wait (***)
Hearts of Darkness (***)
Leprechaun in Da Hood (*)--"Da" is always a sign of quality.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (*)--GARBAGE DAY!!!!
Resurrect Dead (***)--The dead will reincarnate on Jupiter, according to Kubrick and other clear, simple ideas.
The Best Offer (**)
Ender's Game (*1/2)
Kill Your Darlings (**1/2)
V/H/S (**1/2)--Still waiting for 8 Track, the Movie
V/H/S 2 (**1/2)--Still waiting.....
My Best Fiend (***)
Land of Lost (*1/2)
Inside Llewyn Davis (**1/2)
Blue is the Warmest Color (**)--I never thought I'd complain about a movie having too much lesbian sex.
Wolf of Wall Street (**1/2)
After Hours (***1/2)--Not enough talking to his penis, though
King Kong (*1/2)
Space Odyssey (***1/2)
The Purge (*1/2)--I say we put The Purge in a room with Before Midnight and, you know, see what happens.
Viaggio in Italy (***)
Pervert's Guide to Ideology (***)--ZIZEK RULEZ!!!
The Canyons (**)
Grizzly Man (***)--More like Gristly Man...? because of the bear eating him... and stuff....
Into the Abyss (***)--These young men failed the cupcake test.
La Ronde (***)
Freddy Got Fingered (**1/2)--You want to see this again, Andy?
Escape From Tomorrow (*1/2)--Disneyland, Disneyland! (better title...)
Salo (***)--Gives old meaning to shit-eating grin.
Europa '51 (***)
No Strings Attached (*)
Mistaken for Strangers (**1/2)
The Great Beauty (***)
.....Oh dear God, this will need a third part. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?