Star system based on the TMZ scale: who is hawt, and who is nawt.
Star Wars (***)-- I noticed how beautiful Princess Leia was. Turnt out she was witty and bright, too! (Oops, better delete this...)
Stars Wars: Kate Chopin's The Awakening (*)
Anti Christ (****)-- Chaos Reigns
Anchorman 2 (* 1/2)-- Chris assured me it was crazy funny. Newsflash: no.
Electric Boogaloo (** 1/2)-- Sorely lacking in break dancin'.
The Apple (infinity)-- Right, Andy??
The Revenant (**1/2)
This Is Where I Leave You (**)-- Now the second movie on this list I had to look up.
Trainwreck (***)
Sarabande (***)
Clouds of Sils Maria (** 1/2)
The Dog (***)
Deadpool (**)
12 Angry Men (***1/2)-- Trump's new cabinet? (Ecch, never mind.)
Gentlemen Broncos (**)
Best of Enemies (***)
Wild at Heart (***)
Hard To Be a God (partial credit)
The Big Short (***)
Dressed To Kill (***)
Wild Tales (** 1/2)
Pawn Sacrifice (*** 1/2)
Hateful Eight (** 1/2)
The Lobster (***)
The Intern (*)-- Dad assured me it was crazy funny. Me need new family.
Irrational Man (**)-- Joaquin Phoenix gets the shaft ha ha
Mistress America (***)
Anomalisa (** 1/2)
Little Dieter Needs To Fly (***)
Superman V. Batman (* 1/2)
Don't Look Now (***)
A Walk In The Woods (* 1/2)
Darling (** 1/2)
The Tribe (** 1/2)-- What's the sound of one hand not clapping?
Green Room (***)
A Separation (*** 1/2)
The Witch (** 1/2)-- This movie turned me into a newt.
Off the Charts (***)
Yiyi (***)
Greasy Strangler (**********)
In the Mood For Love (***)
Everybody Wants Some!! (***)
Hail, Caesar! (**)
Act of Killing (*** 1/2)
Weiner Dog (***)
That's it for this year. Take it away, Toots!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment