Let Us All Reconbreen Here Later

You're probably wondering why I've called you here today... now. Well, it's time for your Breening! GET BACK HERE! You'll take it and you'll like it!

 Just close your eyes... and let
it wash over you. (Preferred method.)

This one is called TWISTED PAIR, because Neil Breen plays twin brothers and since there are two of them they make a pair. It's just like cards! And it was a movie!

"We are twins. Identical, programmable twins. We are identical. One of us
 hates to shave. The other likes a clean, smooth shave. And it's a movie!"

The "twisted" part is harder to parse. One brother is Cade and the other is Kale. Kale has a girlfriend, Onion. This is Neil Breen's version of Veggie Tales, and therefore it is... twisted.

"My AI beard is programmable. Right now I programmed it to be fake."

The Good Breen is more humanoid than humanoid, but less scary than Rob Zombie (by a beard hair). He participates in making himself super powerful so he can kill corporate businessmen and shout even louder about corruption and betraying the people's trust. 

"So... What are you doing after this mind hack?"

As Supreme Breen, he flies around the world doing good. He often sets his face to smug.

 

"Need a magazine? Movie? No? You're just going to sit and stare
 straight ahead for twelve hours? Great! This will be fun to watch! It's a movie!"

Good Breen makes himself an espresso in the dark, because even humanoids need a shot of stem cell at three in the morning.

"Ahh, Montreal Afterbirth. Just what I needed!"

Good Breen has a human girlfriend, and the two of them like to contemplate the deep symbolism of a pair of twisted moons after exchanging protein streams.

 "Shhhh. I think I can hear my beard growing. Can you hear it too?"

But what is Bad Breen up to? Well, it turns out he's not bad at all, but merely a bad actor. He runs into the true antagonist, a fellow named Cooze who moonlights as a mannequin.

 "Why are people always snickering when they hear my name?"

Both Breen brothers are unstoppable and they fully accept their powers and they defeat the forces of evil and ask the hard questions about corrupt businessmen and stock brokers and Victoria's Secret models.

"People need to learn the TRUTH. 

This woman's name is not, I repeat, not Victoria!"

Turns out women aren't really Breen's thing anyway. He likes something that's a bit more... majestic.

"Mmm, yeah, you smell so nice. Can I buy you a drink?"

In the end, the final twist comes when Neil Breen is arrested for his crimes and sentenced to one viewing of TWISTED PAIR in a theater.

"Yeccch. Let's get this over with."

A sequel has been promised. See you all here next year! Wait... where did everyone go...