Do You Think H-he Likes Us?

GALAXY REVOLT grabs us by the tentencales and won't let--- Arwhrk!

Big grasping snake things come for our men. That's right, GALAXY REVOLT is a crypto-gay fantasia, of the best kind. It's like ANGELS IN AMERICA, but with more robots. And tentencales.

Now let us consider Rex. He is a robot. He, as a robot, "hides" behind a rock. Another one, actually. And how, you may ask, does a robot "hide"? Why, he just-- Shrrkk!

Would you st-- Arwhrk!

Next Week: Yiiii!