Angie Dickinson stars as a moll, a dame, a broad, a big bad-actin' mama with a penchant for live ammo and dead men. She really knows how to grip that tommy. Harrrrunngh.
*growls* "I'm gonna tell you what I told Paul Newman: Put it in my butt, lady."
Old people sex ensues, clearing the theater nicely.
"For an erection lasting longer than four hours...."
"Is my line next?!?"
Bad-Actin' Mama has two nubile daughters fresh from their tasteful spread for Larry Flynt. The word cooze is bandied about like a Mexican balloon fight.
"Okay, we'll get undressed. But just this one time!"
A rich banker's son is taken hostage. More sexiness ensues--contrary to all that is holy.
"Come on! Eat this malarkey!"
"Is that a gun in your bath, lady? Or are you just glad to see me?"
Er, better invest in gold, people.