Today's Movie Minute is BATTLE TRUCK.
Battle Truck!
BATTLE TRUCK!
BATTLE TRUCK!!!!
That's right! We've got a big ol' convoy coming to your town. CONVOY!
The movie, not disappointing the fans of its title, is about a bad guy who has a truck that battles. Unfortunately, the filmmakers missed an opportunity to add other vehicular novelties to the mix:
- WAR VOLVO
- MELEE MINIVAN
DODGE DART DESTRUCTION
UNINSURED MOTORIST
- STUTZ BEARCAT BERSERKER
The good guy rides a motorcyle, one that is traumatically reminiscent of Deathsport's "Death Machines." Thankfully, this movie is merely utterly awful and not transcendentally putrid. In the end, one is glad to see Cliff Clavin manning the bar in a post-apocalyptic world. But shouldn't he have been in Costner's "The Postman"? Not that I've seen it, or ever will. I watch a lot of bad movies, but I have to draw the line somewhere.
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