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Requiem for a Breen
"Good boy! We'll pick that up later."
Why a tiger, you ask? And I answer: would you shut up and just let the breen wash over you like, uh, cream? Anyway, as Thgil wanders the desert without a permit we encounter people who have no value in the street.
"I YELL WITH A THROAT GURGLE!"
He also meets aspiring concert pianists, and then kills them. Ha, ha.
"Unauthorized ragtime! Seize her!"
Then Thgil invades the home of the one percent and listens as corrupt bankers and corrupt politicians revel in breing corrupt. He tries to get them to understand how corrupt they are. When they refuse to stop breing corrupt and decline to take down their CGI decor, Thgil murders them. Ha, ha.
"ISN'T THAT BETRAYING THE PEOPLE'S TRUST?
CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO! I CAN'T YELL ANY LOUDER...!!"
Thgil then hijacks an international media center and announces that he will be killing. And exterminating. And annihilating. Just a heads up.
"This just in. Our sources tell us there is no such
thing as an international media center."
In another plot development, some kids wheel an old man around in the desert. Yes, it's as exciting as it sounds. In fact, why are you reading this when you could be watching the movie RIGHT NOW!? AND GET OFF THE PILLS
"Should we leave him to die here, or by that rock?"
Thgil, we learn, is not corrupt. Just a genocidal homicidal maniac. And I ask you, which is worse? The answer, which is in the next sentence, is corruption. So in the final scene we get the inspiring vision of the desert floor littered with the corpses of millions and millions of corrupt bankers and corrupt insurance agents. Ha, ha.
Softly croons, strumming mandolin: "Come walk a way with me, my lady/
Let us walk among the primroses and the festering dead/
Ha, ha."
So, in the end, the movie has an inspirational message for us all. Kill 300,000,000 people and damnit it feels GREAT. Our hero: a lean mean breening machine!
"It Breen. It's all Breen!"
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