"Heyyyy, don't I know you from somewhere?"
Our Homeric epic begins with Drew Barrymore going on a blind date with Adam Sandler at Hooters.
"We hate each other, and yet we love each other.
Won't someone make it stop!!!"
Thinking about Sandler's naked stomach brings predictable results. COMEDY, folks. COMEDY.
"I should have passed on the Shmegma Soup."
In order to distract us from the fact that movie has no reason for existing, they go to Africa, the land of happy negroes.
"I'm from Jamaica, mon! Why am I in Africa?!"
"Remember, children: LOVE IS GROSS."
"Imagine you're doing this at home, folks. Imagine it! Whooo!"
"I just want to watch, honey. What's the big dealio?"
Tampons are purchased. Jokes are made. Checks are collected.
"That's my winning formula, folks!"
"Don't forget to smell my balls later."
"Watch out for the Shaq... uh.... aw fuckit."
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