Well... er... you're in luck! Because today's Movie Minute is a time-waster that will adjust your bureau. And fix your armoire. And throw away your chafing dish.
"These Brooks Brothers suits are awesome for running the streets with!"
Our tale begins with Matt Damon playing a young feller who energizes the polity and almost wins high office before his ass appears on TMZ. Ha ha, keep hacking the kernel, boys!
"Vote for me and there will be abortions for all!"
It turns out that his hackneyed West-Wing-cutting-floor life is being closely monitored by The Man, who happens to be The Men, who in turn are The Men with Fedoras, a rightfully obscure band from the eighties.
"I swear to God if I have to go over this
dance routine one more time I'm going to scream."
dance routine one more time I'm going to scream."
Damon has a meet-cute with Emily Blunt when they find out they're both on Friendster.
"See? Press 'Add' and we'll be friend... sters!"
"Yahoo! I mean, Friendster!"
"Crosstown is an extra transfer. Don't make us tell you again."
"Are my eyes more moony or dreamy? ANSWER ME DAMNIT"
"Well? Are you going to go potty or not? (It's part of your training.)"
"You're right, the M42 is faster in rush hour, but the 32 has less smell."
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