Watching The Planet In Front Of Him

In GALAXY REVOLT, some planets are more "experienced" than others. Let's face it: planets are playas. But don't hate the playa, hate the gravitas.

Have you ever seen two words together, like "peony plant" and somehow got it mixed up with "penile implant"? Well, it happens all the time in this revolting galaxy! A planet has the richest richness of all. It's also cock vomit. I mean, clock omit.

As for the plot vomit, who needs obstacles and a series of crises? Just get the damn thing over with! In just a few hours of attacking, the robots conquer the whole galaxy. Hurrah! If only The English Patient had been this way!

JUST DIE ALREADY

I'm proud of myself that I got through a blog post without using the word cunt.

Next Week: Gala-xaster gets horribly burned, and lingers for fucking ever.