Monday, February 10, 2014

I Think You Better Check Your Right Laser!

This installment of GALAXY REVOLT encourages you to eat at Sonic. Eat Fresh. Have you checked your burger wallet today?

It's fun to come up with different first halves of the sentence on 130.

"My metal robot cock will beat down.... easily rest of the GALAXY!!"

"I will fart on... easily rest of the GALAXY!!"

"For a good time call... easily rest of the GALAXY!!"

Why oh why do I keep forgetting to put quotes on fun?

With my liberal use of exclamation points! I'd like to say Upton Sinclair had a formative influence on my young writing style. Alas, I'm afraid that insults myself, Sinclair, and the invention of writing going back to the Egyptian god Thoth.

But, forget all this nonsense. It's a convoy! CONVOY!!!

Uh-oh. Looks like I have a new Movie Minute torture device. (How can I resist Kristofferson's dreamy chassis??)

Next Week: We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA! CON-VOOOYYY.


  1. Where in the hell is the "bonus material?"

    1. Cancelled, due to parental scolding.

    2. Oh snap, sounds like you got a spanking!