Funny Or Die

Few people realize how super stressful it is being a cartoonist for a college newspaper no one reads. I mean, sometimes people don't laugh.

That's right, people pointed knives and handguns at me--that's how desperate they were for the cleansing power of feeble chuckles. I promised to bring the student body to the verge of laughter daily, but it wasn't enough dammit. They wanted to hiccup, to squeak, snortle..... anything.

College was so hard.

Next Week: Rutger goes to Taco Hell (see what I did there?)