Poor Craig. He yells very creatively--"Helllplpblp"--nearly breaking his jaw in the process, and what does his confreres do? They continue "socializing."
But at least Kiligula is there to help out. He has a pumus gun, an excellent weapon that shoots pumas at people because sometimes you just need to shoot a puma at stuff.
"No, that would be impossible!"
Okay, never mind. I forgot that Kiligula is only around to tease the others with his useful abilities.Actually, this quality would have made a certain terrible movie much more entertaining.
"Superman! We're dying! Help us!"
"Naw. That's impossible!"
Next Week: Craig dies. Kaligula yawns.