Fear And Loathing In Fort Collins

In this RUTGER, Rutger touches the face of God. He plumbs the mysteries of the universe. Transcends space and time. And comes out the other side still deeply unfunny. How in the world did this get canceled?!?

Peyote, mescaline, and Elmer's glue were a potent mixture up at CSU. So potent that the user plunged his head in the toilet and gave himself a swirlie. I guess. And this would explain the reference to tonsils too. Because where else can one get one's tonsils molested but in the toilet?

Jesus, I was so high when I drew this. So, so high.

Next Week: Just say no to more Rutger.