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Having exhausted everything there was to say about the new smelly guy, THE JOHNSON FOLLIES moves on to saying something about STAR WARS. Ha ha, this should be intergalactically rich.

This parody is called BARN WARS, for obvious reasons. I mean, duh. There's a barn, in the background somewhere. And they're at war. COME ON DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING

Our little droid R2RP is quite Falstaffian, what with all the Braaap-ing and philandering with donut-haired space princesses. Eat your heart out, Shakesbarn!

But let us take a moment to admire the greatest villain in cinema history (next to those little old people in Mulholland Drive).

Darth Vader is quietly enjoying a beverage all while asphyxiating his foe. Oh, if only I had that power at my meeting yesterday! (thinks everyone on the planet)

Next Week: R2RP gets caught in the space girls' lockerroom.