No longer held back by federal gun-control restrictions (as I read this allegorically), everyone starts gleefully firing their space weapons. Why? Because the "mampous" creatures are dancing. Ah, yes. If only we could do that in our reality.....
Perhaps ABC could start a new show: DANCING WITH THE MAMPOUS. Can't be worse than Honey Boo boo.
Next Week: I hate the fucking Emmys. On to the fucking Grammys!!