But thank god for Kiligula--he risks his reputation by standing in front of a angry crowd(?)(sic) and asks the simple questions we are too chicken to ask.
"What is a morge?" he asks with fatal innocence.
The crowd explodes.
"Doofus! Get a load of this, uh, weird creature, everyone! He doesn't know what a morge is!"
"HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, oh, I'm dying! HA HA...!"
"Pffft! Well, like, if you don't know what a morge is, dude, then we're outta here. Did you hear me? I'm outta heerrreeee!..."
"I'm outta herreeeeeee!"
"But, wait--!"
"Did you hear me, old man? I'm outta heerrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!" etc
Poor Kiligula. He's The Man oppressing the kids, and he's not even a man.
Next Week: Kiligula puts everyone in an anti-sarcasm bubble and, like, I'm sure that will be sooooo great.
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