The first question that comes to mind is: why? Well, haven't you ever wanted to see Tom Selleck give Mae West the old bone job? Or Raquel Welch rape a man in the ass? Well, HAVEN'T YOU
Okay, how about Raquel Welch and Farrah Fawcett in a sexy bed scene sexually touching each other in a sexist way, sexy?
"That better be your elbow poking into me..."
Um, Wonder Woman raping a twink?
Then how about a 102-year-old Mae West cracking wise about wanting to mush her mummy vagina against some guy's King Tut.
(No, that's not a banana in my pants and I am not glad to see you. Bleccccch.)
The movie is so bad that film critic Rex Reed invades the picture and criticizes it from the inside out--but in the process becomes a leering pervert with a taste for old statuary (West).
"Mmmm, Mama wants some chocolate."
Did I say that a guy gets his alley wrecked by Welch's seven-ten split? Well, it does. It does.
This film exists. USA!! USA!!