It's All Fictional

Today's JOHNSON FOLLIES features a symposium on the nature of art and the conundrum of reality versus illusion. Also, a dog swings in on a rope yelling. In his thoughts. Something Spanish-y.

The real question is do people know Hombre Mike's secret identity? Does he woof at a lower register to hide the traces of his Spanish accent, ala Christian Bale?

If nothing else, we get a nice shot of dog taint.

DOG TAINT!!!! (Isn't this what the internet is for? Prove me wrong, Al Gore. Prove me wrong.)

Next Week: Hombre Mike learns the Batusi!