Friday, February 15, 2013

The Anti-Hair Dryer

In this JOHNSON FOLLIES, we learn that when I was thirteen years old I thought a hair dryer sucked in. As in, jet turbine suck in. But, hey, isn't it better for comedy's sake that way? ISN'T IT

In fact, it's the type of hair dryer that rips the hair clean off one's scalp. Maybe it was designed by Max Ernst?

And gives a chilling glimpse of one's future as a man. Indeed, this was exactly what happened to me on my thirtieth birthday. It was sort of a Logan's Run of hair.

Next week: Burlp!!

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