Friday, August 15, 2025

I Swear I Didn't Use ChatGPT To Write This Blog Post, Which Is What a Robot or Human Would Say Wait What

I too enjoy meat sandwich with nice buddy men ha ha happy fun boys? After burger meat I made love on AI girlfriend Caca and we drived byways of our heart with the roof down listening to Velveeta Sundown what a life!

"Buffering! Ha ha ha! Completely natursjalk!"

But then bad news time came? Dad finish book SEDUCED II: Electric Crapaloo. I got off phone and schook my head with the sadly.

"What's wrong, baby?" Caca said, stroking my eye.

"Dad just told me he typed The. End. at the end of SEDUCED II."

"Why did he type a period between 'The' and 'End'?"

"It's more. dramatic. But come on. I have an excellent idea."

But first I got a call from the Mom lady. "What is it, Mom lady person, it's me garrulous?"

"Greg, my friend does come glorious tank for yarns!"

"Down with Hitter!"

"Also, I'm so worried about the dogs. Do you think they'll be okay?"

"I think no news is good news, Mom. They're dogs. What do you expect to hear, that one of them decided to go to college, or is start their own butt factory?"

"What?"

"Gotta go. I meeting with Michio Kaku!"

"What?"

Mr. Kaku met me at the office door of his office, door.

"Pleased to meet you both," Mr. Kaku said. "I'm a world renowned physicist with white hair."

E = Me Square Hee ho.

So wise we chuckled. I introduced my robot girl to the nice wise man.

"Caca, Kaku. Kaku, Caca."

"Pleased meet!"

"Burp!"

I explain in no certinly terms that strawberrry had ten 'r's ha ha, no argument! More importantly if I can be serious for a moment of seriousness, I need to go back in time and break Dad man's fingers to make sure, in no certain term he no make SEDUCED novel book?

Mr. Kaku nodded wisely with his wisdom tooth, Colgate.

"I see," he said.

Mrs. Kaku came in the room. "Oh, sorry, dear, I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a robot were bathing a clown?"

Good writing!

He Mr. wise man explain strawb ery how you make you into wormhole, first ball up making hand shake love with Shrimp Jesus so real just take him on why don't you!

All you can eat jacko!

Open also then, your heart if you Time machine? That is Shrek, baby.

Aww me like! How they get baby though?

We must go back, I say, to time to stop SEDUCED written or Hitler, which ever come first!

But something went wrong with the time fluxinator, gigawatts and lightning, as Kaku kookily explained, not the wormhole or the diametric vertices make strings in time flux, oh no where are me land before Time? Sleeestack!

What instead we landed in time 2015? makin' Dancin' It's On! and we were all dancin' and that g will not be with us no matter how much we begged, and so Dad finish his SEDUCED plan for evil no no no. Be afraid. For many reasons.

Okay, me go now, run off in dance!

Author photo!

BYE human!

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