"I don't know... I might put on a shirt today... I just can't decide..."
These two crazy kids just want to get away and love each other, the way the good Lord intended. Instead they are forced to say things like, "Obi Wan is mean to me," and "My light saber is in the shop for repairs," and "Watch out, robot!!" etc.
But it's not all dry cleaning and anal sex, folks. They have fights with the bad guys, like Lord Doogie Hawser.
"You want me to say what line of dialogue??"
Princess Ambulance gets pregnant with her husband's child (pictured right).
"Buying a sex robot was a terrible idea, but at least it can act."
Meanwhile, Anakin Skywalker is faced with a heartrending dilemma. Should he be evil, or what? The answer is: ehn, why not.
"Okay, I've got it now. This droid takes a shit, see... and, wait. Aw hell..."
Being evil means being old and gross and wrinkly. But this is confusing when one considers the Kardashians.
"The Empire doesn't offer dental plans. BWA HA HA HA HA HA"
Anakin starts slaughtering everyone because everyone's a critic. QED.
Evil brought to you by Lenscrafters.
Princess Ambulance gives birth to twins--but not in an ambulance, which is the kind of irony that the series is known for.
"Awgggh!! The doulabot has really cold fingers...!"
This all leads to the climax where Lord Shitious tries to kill a puppet.
"Warwick, is that you in there?"
And Anakin goes on a volcano and gets all burny. Then a robot tries to have sex with him. Move over, Human Centipede!
"Shh, shh, relax. I'm just going to climb on, and then...."
And that's how Darth Vader got to be Darth Vader. Tomorrow we'll explore how Count Chocula got to be a vampire for cereal.
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