In this GALAXY REVOLT we learn that planet formation is kinda gross, and needs a crop-dusting from spaceships loaded with Clearasil.
But Kiligula isn't bothered. He's an "intellectual." So everything is "very understandable." By subduing his gag reflex to his vast reason, he's become a painfully dull person. Creature. Roman emperor. Aw who cares anymore.
In the illustration you'll notice the carbuncles and subcutaneous excrescences. The pits, indeed. Often a planet can resemble a face.
But it could be worse. Your planet could be singing.
Next Week: Manuel gets oxycuted.