Whoa, whoa, no need for that kind of language, Craig!
But maybe he was right to let loose with a savage stream of expletive. It turns out he sticks his hand in there and now he can't pull it out! This puts me in mind of a really fun Japanese comedy called VISITOR Q where the protagonist has sex with a lady corpse and he gets his "kamikaze" stuck until his mom uses sushi pan drippings to get him out.
I mean, ha ha, I think we can all relate, right? Right.......? Hello? I know you're out there, I can hear you clicking.
Next Week: A smartaleck gets his turn. Has some difficulti.