Monday, March 10, 2014

A Hellish Explosian

In this slice of heaven known as GALAXY REVOLT, we are treated to a dogfight between bad spelling and terrible grammar. Who will win??

Looks like grammar is the looser. Oh wel.

But what's this? Thousands of micro-parts! Just like that horrible movie GRAVITY!

Here's a picture so you won't get confused at home

I mean, there were so many ridiculous science problems in GRAVITY. Right? For one thing, the movie will have you believe there is NO oxygen in outer space. COME ON!! Who writes this drivel?!? A man from the moon?!?!?!?

Anyway, back to the more important issue of a hot lady taking off her spacesuit. Looks like GALAXY REVOLT falls a bit short in that department (the Department of Hot Lady Spacesuit Disrobing). Instead we get bursts of laser from interplanetry laser guns.

Uh. Hmm. Sort of erotic, I guess. If you're into that sort of thing, sicko.

Next Week: Now we'll never know how tiny screws behave in zero gravity!

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