"Mr President, with all due respect, how do you LOSE A ROCKET LAUNCHER?!"
But the difference is, Channing Tatum is a hunk. And if there's anything I hate, is hunks. Kiligula, conversely, is just a Roman emperor.
"We must find out where we are and how far away the key is!"
"Mr Emperor, how do you LOSE A KEY?!"
"Wait. Here it is, in my side pocket."
"Oh. Okay, then."
No, not the same sizzle. Oh, well. Maybe GALAXY REVOLT would make a better community theater dramedy?
Next Week: Who names their kid "Channing"? I mean, am I right?
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