"Gee, I sure hope I don't get raped in the ass."
"Thank God I'm incredibly gay."
"Hmm. This apple, that apple. Mmm. Or should I kill myself? Hmmmmm. What to do, what to do..."
Never try to pop a wheelie with a house. Wait. DO pop a wheelie with a house.
"Then take a Q-tip and lightly rub it on its privates like so. That should get fattie to shut up."
"Tebow throws into the flat... He completes his first pass in 48 tries! Roughriders 72, Roughriders 66."