As we all know, a football game is mostly decided by the coin toss--so it's only natural that Snoopy would bring in a phony coin. One of those TWO-SIDED ones!
It's also natural for players to hold up their coach before the game. Especially when said coach is about two feet tall. But best of all is Snoopy's transparent cap--that way he can be protected from UV light and catch all the action! Now!
Yes, victory!!! Wait... we have to actually play the game? Screw that. Just carry me around, men. Victory!! Huzzah! Hooray for me!
Next Week: John Fox is carried around the field before kickoff to get a psychological edge. (Should have done that before the Ravens game hello.)
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