Football, Damned Football, and Statistics

In this JOHNSON FOLLIES we learn whether statistics come out of the game, or the game comes out of the statistics. Either way, it's not funny.

Snoopy the head coach doesn't like the stats. Here he is hackling while his lackey reads him the latest stat lines.

If I were Greg, I'd stand back a bit. No matter the can of motor oil being thrown from the stands.

And yet is it any wonder Snoopy is a lousy coach? He wears a jockey cap. WRONG SPORT IDIOT

Also, he's a dog.

In the end, what party is complete without the water boy also joining in on the celebration?

Then again, better to have an incomplete party.

Next Week: Snoopy gives rabies to a cheerleader ha ha.