How Disgraceful!

In this JOHNSON FOLLIES we have our minds dazzled by drawings that are either clever optical conundrums meant to teach us about how our visual cortices process data, or crap.

Close your left eye and stare at Cliff and Snoopy at the far edge of the football field.

See how they seem to ride on the back of the charging football player? Now, close your right eye and you'll see them back on the terra grassa of the forty yard line. Amazing, huh? Better yet, close BOTH eyes. Now don't you feel better?

Meanwhile, Greg, being a scared wussy, fumbles the hike and sets off a savage melee last seen during the 1566 Iconoclast riots in the Low Countries. People go flying, throaty cries are bellowed, faces contort and sweat, and our pal 49 screams GERIMO!!

Who or what was Gerimo, you ask? Gerimo was a short-lived cop show back in the day (just one day), set on a reservation about a Native American with an itchy scalping finger.

"You have the right to consult your spirit animal..." 

And that's why all the kids yelled "GERIMO!!" But then B. J. and the Bear came along and we were all making chimpanzee sounds instead. Kids, they're fickle like that.

Next Week: The over/under is too high (especially with Greg at QB).