"Yesterday Dr. Will Caster Was Only a Woman."
"Those at the gold level can gain the platinum level with two bonus sales..."
"What the hell...? Why am I jumping around colored cubes....?"
Depp puts his hair in cornrows because that's what the kids of today are doing. This teaches us that the internet is not always right. And Kid Rock is a dick.
"I'm a cowboy, baby..."
God in the form of an obligatory Morgan Freeman show up to defrag Depp's disk, if you catch my meaning. (I don't.)
"Now, think, Johnny. Why did you agree to appear in this?"
IF this movie is playing,
THEN GOTO home.
In frustration, Depp's computer forces us to watch this movie.
"Warm and mandatory... warm and mandatory..."