A Hole Opened Wide

In this GALAXY REVOLT our heroes and the reader alike are baffled by technoligy. Sort of like when you operate one of those curvy multi-pronged marital aids for the first time, or open a door.

Craig is a refreshing hero, at least. He never pretends to know what's going on--unlike today's smug action heroes who always have a dry, cool line to deliver in every situation. Instead Craig's cool, dry wit runs along the lines of:

"Huh?"

and

"Boy, I don't understand you guyes technoligy."

*drool, drool*

Thankfully, Kiligula knows how to ride the light rail, even without a map. See, all you have to do is turn two purple glowing crystals. Then two large straps appear to hold our heroes in sexy bondage. But what about Rex--who is predictably always a drag on the proceedings?

He's one of those robots who sits next to you on a long flight and whines about needing a pillow, a blankie, the proper cabin pressure, a morge for his transthermal conductor, etc etc. Amirite? Hopefully, Kiligula is about to tell him to shut the fuck up.

Next Week: Kiligula tells Rex to shut the fuck up.