"Haw haw haw haw!" *slaps knee* "Hawwww! Black people...!"
WHO'S YOUR CADDY is a movie about Negroes invading the Republican Party and the hilarity that ensues. Or lack thereof. (A greater lack there has never been of.)
The movie posits that seeing a bunch of white people on a golf course is very dull.
So they think exchanging the white folk for black will lead to movie magic! (But not Caddyshack, as this movie so desperately tries to be.)
The story makes Tyler Perry look like August Strindberg. As my eyes stung from tears of boredom, I wondered what exactly did Mr. Clinton find so entertaining about this film that he claims he saw multiple times. Was it the pimped out golf cart?
Was it Big Boi attempting to act most execrably?
"Tilt.... tilt.... tilt.... Got it! And... scene."
Was it the gratuitous Garrett Morris? Was it the black midgets? The black women?? The fat black asses in the bathroom that fatly farted, and fatily blackily farted some more???
Was it this guy who was the bad guy? Who is always the bad guy in everything?
"Just for once I'd like to be the whore with the heart of gold."
Or the kid who embraces African-American culture by speaking in tortured ebonics and wears a grill??
"Me so funny. Me make you laugh no time."
I'm asking because I want to know when he knew he liked this movie and what he knew when he liked this movie, and why. I WANT ANSWERS, MR. PRESIDENT
If I can't get the answers I want, maybe someone else can dig them out of him...
*shudder*
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