To juice up the armpit proceedings, THE JOHNSON FOLLIES has added a new character--sure to charm all those fans of the Red Baron, Boba Fett, and Poochie.
That's right: HOMBRE MIKE! Is this just a ploy to capture a robust Hispanic demographic? Si, senors. And what better way to pander to the enchilada crowd than a dog brandishing a hair dryer that goes RRR? Sure, the Knights Who Say Ni say "Ni," but this hair dryer goes "RRR."
So apparently Hombre Mike will be confounding evil by giving them all a rinse and blow dry...? That might work for homophobes, but what about the rest of us?
Ecch, it doesn't matter, since our hero, after climbing some rocks in his quest to combat evil, has decided to take a long break at a local nude beach.
Disgusting. At least he's covered up his eyes.
Next Week: Hombre Mike battles Gamera!!