My weekend was incredibly full. I picked up dog poop and saw Battle Beyond the Stars. I leave it to you as to which was more entertaining. (Hint: POOP.)
The movie is about a Walton who leaves sodomy in the corn fields to fly around the galaxy with a scrotum attached to fallopian tubes--the perfect marriage of aerodynamics and bi-curious erotica:
He proceeds to rip off the ripped-off The Magnificent Seven by rounding up various blockheads and ne'er-do-wells, some who poignantly struggle to breathe through their rubber masks:
The guest appearance of Devo, however, was a nice surprise. And it was especially nice when they didn't sing "Puppet Boy."
You might wonder what all this has to do with today's rejection?
Also, FUCK YOU, Ben Nyberg, if that is your real name.