Phoning It In

In today's JOHNSON FOLLIES it would behoove us to ignore the "joke" about 49's errant eyebrows and instead meditate on late 70s "malaise forever" technology.

The younger folk will notice that people communicated by sousaphone back then. While perhaps cumbersome, it was music to our ears. (Sorry.) And note the steam rising from the contraption held to Greg's ear, as if from the exertion of gears and sprockets inside.

Now if the scientists would just invent robots that would do all the talking for us. HURRY UP

Next Week: Eyebrows run off and get married to Gogol's nose in a big church ceremony ha ha.