They All Came Down With A Thump!

Today's GALAXY REVOLT illustrates what it would look like if our heroes were floating inside a pumus bubble. It actually looks rather fun! Whee!

Why succumb to terror after being attacked by an alien life form? Do like Mark and float balletically, arms and legs spread wide. Whee! Meanwhile Craig concentrates on serenely swimming through cerulean liquid to get his floating away gun.

"Get back here, floating away gun!..."

But things aren't all giddy hilarity as Kiligula stands before the spectacle, arms akimbo, gravely contemplating our cavorting heroes. Unlike his historical counterpart, Caligula, who liked to put his genetic force into things, this Kiligula takes out the genetic force. Uh, which means no one has any DNA anymore....? 

Anyway, the bubble pops, Rex hits the ground and needs reassurance that he is indeed as fat as he seems to be. He apparently was programmed to have a poor self-body image.

"Dude, you weigh a ton."

"No, I weigh a ton and a half. *sob*" Rolls off to binge on Doritos and robot fudge.

Next Week: Kiligula declares that Swedish is the new national language, and everyone under sixteen years of age is now... aw fuck it.