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In this GALAXY REVOLT we break our heroes out of a quivering gelatinous blue bubble that is a metaphor for the womb. Er, of a Na'vi. Or it's just simply ridiculous. You choose, reader. YOU CHOOSE.

Kiligula, speaking with portentous pauses, pops the bubble. But are our heroes grateful? Look at Rex's master, who lets out an angry torrent of expletives and is mercifully cut off by Kiligula, he of delicate ears. He's here to keep it clean!

"But it still hurts like hel--"

"That hurt like a motherfuc--"

"I'm going to rip your bal--s off and shi-- in your mout--"

But Mark, ever so truculent, can't control himself. He goes and calls Kiligula "meathead." Whoa, whoa. Simmer down, space cowboy! Ecans don't like being called meatheads, mainly because they are vegetarians and their heads are made of cabbage and old buttons.

So much for Mark trying to be nice. Maybe he should have promised to try to try.

Next Week: More of this goddam-- horseshi--.